Numbers Don’t Lie People Do — Accountant T-Shirt

Description

Numbers Don’t Lie People Do — a heavyweight short sleeve that speaks with dry humor and vintage attitude. The oversized, relaxed cut and slight drop shoulder give it a laid-back, collegiate silhouette, while the grunge-cinematic typography reads like a ledger with attitude. Slip it on after a long day of balancing books or for a casual weekend of client calls and coffee; it settles in comfortably and carries an accountant’s quiet confidence. The textured, heavyweight cotton and retro-worn print make this shirt feel lived-in from the first wear, pairing easily with a worn-in denim jacket or low-key blazer when you want to lean into smart-casual. It’s for number-lovers who appreciate a wink and a well-made garment that holds up to daily wear.

Product features
– 100% USA cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durability and crisp print surface
– Available sizes S–7XL with oversized, relaxed fit and slight drop shoulder
– Reinforced details: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and hem
– Quarter-turned to remove center crease; 1″ stretch-proof neck collar with woven label
– Heather/charcoal blends available; heather grey 90/10 and charcoal 50/50 for varied textures

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: no heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean